seeing that you’ve got a notification and getting all excited then finding out it’s some twat poking you -.-

Perfection does not exist, but try not to regret being destroyed during your endless persuit of it.

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While sitting at your computer desk, lift your right off the floor and make CLOCKWISE circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number “6″ in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!

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I would turn lesbian for rihanna :D

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Applying to Oxbridge through clearing cause you’re a confident bastard.

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That awkward moment when, as an honest opinion, someone says you’re “reely nice” and all you can think is that it’s spelled “really”.

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more sad news from the music industry, Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment earlier today!

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This year, July has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays. This happens once every 823 years. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. This year we’re going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that’s not all… Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born – now add the age you will be this year, The results will be 111 for everyone in whole world.

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1 – Go to google maps (directions) 2 – Type China as your starting point 3 – Type Taiwan as your destination. 4 – Read step 48

1 – Go to google maps (directions)
2 – Type China as your starting point
3 – Type Taiwan as your destination.
4 – Read step 48

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“D-Dude, i’m not drunk, let me drive. C’mon!” “Dude, i don’t know who you are! Get out of my Car!”

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If people made their minds up, it would make life so much easier :D

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Dear whoever wrote This: no mirror = no make-up no make-up = no date no date = no boyfriend no boyfriend = no husband no husband = no children no children = no grandparents no grandparents = no will money no will money = no home no home = no job no job= no money no money = no food no food = starvation starvation = death maral of the story = buy a mirror Since When Did having No Children make You have no Grandparents, And since when was moral spelt maral?? Since when did getting a home rely on getting will money? Most people get a job then buy a home! On that note… Most guys don’t go out with girls just because they wear make up :P

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SWAGGED OUT!

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if you are in a relationship then dont be a jerk and have some girls/boys that you have had a one night stand or a relationship with on your facebook friends list thats just disrespectful to your girl

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The Way Fate Likes To Spit In Your Face….

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Dear Parents. Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with seven little men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. You can’t blame us. We were taught to rebel since such a young age.

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‘pardon?’……..’pardon?’………..’yes’

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The awkward moment when your bed is stolen, and you cant have any girls around because the couch doesnt have enough room :(

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Like talking to random people that look like someone i now

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Did you get your haircut?? Nooo.. I’m sporting a New Toupee. Tit!

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Wearing swimming shorts when your not swimming because you live life on the edge.

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No, you can’t see who has viewed your profile. And yes, you are an idiot!

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Don’t Talk To Me I’m On Drugs!! You’ll Kill My Buzz!!

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The horrible moment when an Arsenal fan realises their season is ending trophyless….Again!

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Being friends with a fat lazy shit

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LIKE THIS IF; you can lick your elbow and sneeze with your eyes open:)

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AND I WILL ALWAYSSS LOVEE YOUUU!… nan, you only just met the guy!

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when you it will never work but you really want to see him again!

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My revision schedule is pretty straightforward: I don’t do any.

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No Nan, you can’t have sambuca with breakfast.

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likes it when you reasant x tells u they need to find them selfs an sleeps with ever tom tik an harry then when u c them next u get the chance to say i see you found your self bet u was gutted u turned out to b a cheep slag ka sa ra sa ra sm lmfao

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likes it when you reasant x tells u they need to find them selfs an sleeps with ever tom tik an harry then when u c them next u get the chance to say i see you found your self bet u was gutted u turned out to b a cheep slag ka sa ra sa ra sm lmfao

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A blonde walks up to a sign which says have you seen this man? please ca;ll so she called the number and said no i havent seen this man

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That was a nice story about you and your ex, do you have any more

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Ahhhhhhhhhh it’s a spider

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To the right, to the right, to the right, to the right To the left, to the left, to the left, to the left Now kick, now kick, now kick, now kick Now walk it by yourself, now walk it by yourself

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Break Up Texts | delete contact after reading

delete contact after reading

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grow some balls and do it to my face

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Oh, you can’t text back but you can update your status tho? Ok…

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I love you to death but I would rather not die right now, hope you get my point, bye…

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Break Up Texts | we need to talk

we need to talk

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Its not you, Its Justin Bieber

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Break Up Texts | Justin Bieber

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Break Up Texts | Break Up Texts

hey, to the left to the left

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I miss those blue eyes…My eyes are brown

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Break Up Texts | Break Up Texts

who is this ?

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Break Up Texts | who is this

don’t call me…I’ll call you

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Don’t you hate it when your trying to sleep and then all of a sudden your beasty wants to play

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I have a JLs Moement everyday x

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Cute Likes

when your friend still giggles wayyyyy after the joke has finished or giggles at a random thing!!

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